We take your privacy very seriously, but we also take laughter very seriously, so let’s have some fun.
First, we promise to keep your information safe and secure from any prying eyes, except for our own. Then, of course, we might snoop a little, but only for research purposes. We’re just curious about what you’re up to, that’s all.
Secondly, we promise only to sell your information to third parties if they’re really, really interested in your dog videos. In that case, we might have to negotiate a deal.
Unfortunately, we also use cookies on our website, but not the chocolate chip kind. Instead, we use digital cookies to track your movements and behaviours on our site. But don’t worry; we won’t judge you for spending hours looking at pictures of cute puppies. We do it too.
Finally, we promise to make our privacy policy as entertaining as possible so you don’t fall asleep reading it. We hope we’ve achieved that goal and made you laugh. Thanks for trusting us with your information and sharing our sense of humour!
Please continue reading if you did not find any of this funny and are highly offended.
We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. This policy outlines how we collect, use, and disclose your information when you use our website or our services.
Information we collect: We collect personal information such as your name, address, email address, and phone number when you provide it. We also collect information about your website use through cookies and other technologies. In addition, we may use third-party service providers to collect information on our behalf.
How we use your information: We use your information to provide you with the services you request, to communicate with you about our products and services, and to improve our website and services. We may also use your information to comply with legal and regulatory requirements.
Disclosure of your information: We may share your information with third-party service providers who assist us in providing our services to you. We may also disclose your information if required by law or if necessary to protect our rights or the rights of others.
Protection of your information: We take reasonable measures to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. We use physical, technical, and organizational safeguards to protect your information. However, no security measures are perfect, and we cannot guarantee the security of your data.
Your choices: You can access, correct, or delete your personal information. You may also opt out of receiving marketing communications anytime by contacting us.
Updates to our privacy policy: We may update this privacy policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new privacy policy on our website.
Contact us: If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, don’t hesitate to contact us at:
INTERNET ATLANTIC INC.
1701 Hollis St.
Suite 800
Halifax, NS B3J 3M8